Zombie Apocalypse and Donald Trump: A Curious Hypothetical

Imagine a world where the unthinkable happens: a zombie apocalypse. Would Donald Trump, one of the most recognizable figures in contemporary political history, be an asset, a liability, or perhaps even a bizarre form of entertainment for the undead?

The Unfortunate Fate of a Zombie-Bitten Trump

In this hypothetical scenario, if a zombie were to bite Donald Trump, a series of unsettling events would unfold. The bitten individual would experience violent convulsions, their skin would turn a bright orange, and their head would rapidly swell until it exploded, effectively killing the zombie.

Considering this, one can safely assume that Donald Trump would have little to fear from the undead. As a fat, retired man in Florida, he falls squarely within the demographic that zombies would target - that is, if they targeted at all.()

Florida Fat Retirees: The Inevitable Profile

It's worth noting that a week after the hypothetical zombie outbreak, the president would be indistinguishable from other fat retirement-aged individuals in Florida. In reality, without the presence of zombies, it's challenging to identify Trump among such a crowd, making him not unique in his vulnerability.

The Leader of the Undead?

Among other fat retired men, one might claim, "Hey, he's their leader!" Yet, in the midst of chaos, one could argue that a retired leader, particularly one resembling a zombie, might be overlooked. Zombies, after all, have a single-minded focus - hunting for brains.

Thus, if Trump is simply another fat retired guy in Florida, he would likely be ignored by the undead. Moreover, his so-called minions might find themselves more accepted and even valued in the ranks of the zombies. Imagine a new sect of undead known as the 'Trumpian Brainiacs' - a group that respects the former president's distributed network and political acumen!

A Brainless Leader

However, the idea of a zombie leader has its limits. Zombies do not eat brains, as they have no need for sustenance. Even if they could, Trump has no brain to offer, rendering his leadership role non-existent in the eyes of the undead.

It's also amusing to consider the idea of a zombie apocalypse where the concept of leadership is entirely irrelevant, as zombies themselves don't need to 'lead.' In this strange scenario, Trump might find himself an anomaly, a relic of a time before the rise of the undead.

This hypothetical exercise provides a humorous and surreal look at the interplay between a living political figure and a fictional apocalyptic scenario. While it may seem absurd, it models the creative and critical thinking that often leads to engaging and compelling storytelling.