Unironically Enjoying Movies That Aren’t Great: A Personal Perspective

When we talk about classic films, many of us have a list of those that, despite their obvious flaws and lack of critical acclaim, bring a certain joy. These movies may not be the sentinels of cinema, but they have a special charm that resonates deeply, especially for those who won't let their enjoyment be dampened by a lack of sophistication. Here, we explore personal favorites, discussing what makes them tick and why they remain favorites, despite their imperfections.

What Keeps Us Coming Back

Among my personal favorites is The Replacements (2000), a movie that has a far stronger presence in other people's video collections than in my own. This film is a prime example of a movie that is cheesy cliche with terrible CGI and hammy acting. However, the main character's charm somehow manages to transcend these issues, evoking a nostalgic sense of 90s kind. What makes it special is that, if seen unironically, it becomes a fun medieval adventure romance, made specifically for children. Streaming this film can bring a sense of fun and nostalgia, especially when it's found in the DVD bargain bin.

Niche and Unintentional Laughter

Another movie that demands a unique appreciation is George and the Dragon (2004). It's a cheesy cliche film with terrible CGI, out of place slapstick humor, and hammy acting. Yet, the movie is so over-the-top and unintentionally cheesy that it's almost unintentionally hilarious. When watching this movie, it's almost like a 90s fantasy, emphasizing the romanticized idea of heroism. The main character's charm remains the standout feature, making this film a niche gem that can bring a smile to anyone who appreciates intentional unintentional humor.

Unraveling the Appeal

Laserblast (1978) is a truly unintentional laugh riot with some well-done stop-motion aliens. The movie features Roddy McDowell, Eddie Deezen, and Keenan Wynn in a film that features a studly blond young loner, Kim Milford, who discovers a laser blaster that turns him into a monster. Despite the cast, the film's plot is so preposterous and poorly written, it becomes a gem of unintentional humor. This film, with its bizarre storyline and absurd characters, is a case study in how even the most low-budget films can have their unique charm.

Beyond Greatness: Enjoying the Demeaning Elements

Troll 2 (1990) is perhaps even more unbearable than its predecessor, Troll. Named for its "demeaning" elements, Troll 2 has become a cult classic, with showings similar to those of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. When you consider the film a satirical nod to low-budget movies, its Alabama dentist and protagonist clown come alive. Knock, knock, who's there? Troll, Troll who? Troll with no horns! Watching this film can bring a unique perspective on low-budget cinema, allowing us to appreciate the fun and the unintentional humor that makes it so memorable.

The 90s and Dumbly Delightful Films

Down Periscope (1997, though it stars Kelsey Grammar, it is more reminiscent of a 90s film than a recent one). This movie, like many from the 90s, is a dumbly delightful classic. The film is so bad in so many ways, yet it’s the kind of film you appreciate for its sheer dumb humor. From the characters’ most to their litany of bad choices, the film is a blast to watch and a testament to the era’s love for action and adventure.

Swords and Sandals Meets Sci-Fi: The Riddick Trilogy

The Riddick Trilogy starring Vin Diesel often scores poorly on review aggregator sites, ranging from 27 to 59. The stories are repeats of the same narrative: a strong, yet flawed hero who overcomes incredible odds and then loses power. However, the dialogue is comic book-like and the acting is heavy on melodrama, making for a contrived plot. Yet, the sets are phenomenally well done, the action sequences are unforgettable, and the limit to the lead actor's range offers a unique challenge to the audience. Watch Pitch Black, Chronicles, Riddick, and D option, and you’ll see what I mean.

Ultimately, enjoying these movies is not about rationality or critical thinking. It's about the charm, the unintentional humor, and the nostalgia they bring. Whether you call them unintentional gems or cult classics, these movies have a special place in the hearts of those who appreciate the low-budget and the quirks of cinema.