Understanding the Dark Side of the Force: Am I Really There?

Are you filled with an incessant urge to unleash your space wizard powers upon the world, having the desire to be an asshole just because you can? Do you have a pathological fear of death to the point of seeking various forms of extended lifespan or outright immortality? Has your eye color changed to a yellowish amber color with a ring of orange around your pupil? Do you have a tendency to choke people with your spooky space wizard powers if they annoy you? If you said yes to any of these questions, you may have fallen to the dark side or are on the path to becoming one.

Are You in a Galaxy Far, Far Away?

Have you been transported to a galaxy far, far away? What? You are still on Earth? That's great! Nothing to worry about. The only force here to worry about is gravity.

The Force: A Fictional Creation of George Lucas

Considering that the Force is a fictional creation of George Lucas, you should be safe. However, if you are feeling unwell or experiencing changes, it's recommended to seek psychological help. The dark side and the Jedi Order exist only in the realm of stories and films, and they do not actually manifest in reality.

Signs You Might Be Tainted by the Dark Side

Here are some signs that you might have fallen to the dark side or are on the path to doing so:

Clinging to power and control, even over others Pathological fear of death, leading to extreme measures to extend life or even seek immortality Feeling an insatiable urge to use your abilities for personal gain or to punish others Eye color change to yellowish amber with a ring of orange around the pupil Using Force powers to harm or control others

What to Do if You Suspect the Dark Side

If you find yourself questioning the presence of the dark side or if you have exhibited these behaviors, it is crucial to address them:

Recognize that these behaviors and mindsets come from stories and films and do not relate to real-life scenarios. Seek support and guidance through therapy or counseling. Engage in positive activities and relationships that promote well-being and healthy behaviors. Remember the teachings of the Jedi Order: loyalty, compassion, and wisdom.

Ultimately, the path of the Jedi is a road of balance, and the dark side is a cautionary tale. Be mindful of your actions and intentions, and always strive to align with the light.