Tesla’s Cyborg Overlord: A Nightmarish Scenario in the Marvel and Pokémon Universe

In a bizarre scenario, if the Jedi High Council of The Phantom Menace (ROTS) were to suddenly appear and attempt to kill everyone, which of the superheroes and Pokémon from your recent watchlist would protect you? This mental experiment brings together an eclectic mix of characters—covering both Marvel and Pokémon franchises—who could either become your saviors or villains in this dystopian plot.

The scenario sets up a Matrix-esque confrontation where renowned bad guys like Deadshot, Harley Quinn, and the recent characters from Doctor Dolittle would be teaming up with the beloved Pokémon like Typhlosion to protect you. However, the question remains: who or what would actually make it past the Jedi's telekinetic gauntlet?

Survival or Doom?

For this thought experiment, I considered a range of characters, including Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Matthew McConaughey, Blake Lively, and the two different versions of Doctor Dolittle. Despite their individual strengths—Deadshot's marksmanship, Harley's cunning, McConaughey's luck, and Blake's chemistry—none seem equipped to stand against the combined force of the Jedi.

The inclusion of Mew-Two might pose a significant threat to the Jedi, but even then, the scientist within Mew-Two might need to rest or succumb to Yoda's superior lightsaber skills. Deadshot and Harley, in particular, might find their efforts futile against the Jedi's formidable powers. Would they really make it past the council's judgment?

The Sith’s Side

Alternating a scenario where the Sith, including Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine, were on your side against the Jedi would create an entirely different dynamic. Given Palpatine's history of defeating the Jedi in the past (as seen in Attack of the Clones), he would easily be able to lead his forces against the fractious and often ineffective Jedi Council.

The Sith's victory would likely be swift, thanks to their advanced technology and sheer power. However, the debate and discussion among the Jedi Council about how to counter the threat would drag on, potentially giving the Sith the upper hand before any decisive action could be taken.

The Final Fallout

Let’s consider the last six movies you have watched, which include The Other Guys, The Irishman, Michael Corleone, Rey Palpatine/Skywalker and Ben Solo, Thor and Hulk, and Goku and Vegeta. Typhlosion, your favorite Pokémon, would find itself in the middle of a cosmic showdown involving the mightiest of warriors.

Against a formidable lineup including Hulk, Thor, Goku, and even the mysterious Lantern, the balance of power would quickly shift. The weakest link would likely be the remaining characters, as every single one of them would need to face up to a high-stakes battle that could lead to the activation of Order 66, a much-feared command in the Star Wars universe that results in the Jedi's massacre.

The likelihood of anyone defending the Jedi successfully is slim, unless perhaps Typhlosion managed to assist in a surprising turn of events. But ultimately, the scenario plays out in the most catastrophic fashion imaginable—noise, chaos, and the ultimate destruction of an entire universe as we know it.

Let’s all be grateful that we didn’t watch Spider-Man: No Way Home or Avengers: Endgame, where such a dire situation would be realized in immense detail.

Conclusion

The crossover between the Marvel and Pokémon universes can indeed create a surreal and deadly scenario. While some characters might seem capable of surviving or even turning the tide, the overarching narrative suggests a grim fate for all involved. This thought experiment underscores the complexity and crossover potential of these beloved franchises and the unpredictable nature of a universe where anything can happen.

Which of these characters do you think would prevail, and which do you believe would be wiped out in the first battle? Share your thoughts in the comments below!