Ranking Animated Films: From Despicable Me to Minions

As an SEO expert, I often find myself analyzing and ranking content that resonates with my interests and experiences. Today, I will be delving into a personal ranking of animated films, from my personal favorites to the ones that don't quite make the cut.

1. Minions

At 0th place, we have Minions, a movie that wouldn’t even grace my worst enemy with its presence. If the future of animation is currently represented by Minions, I fear for humanity’s artistic and creative future. This film is so low on the totem pole that I wouldn't show it to my worst enemy, let alone my unsuspecting friends or family. The animated film industry is already littered with mediocre content, and Minions is a prime example of what happens when creativity becomes a casualty of mass appeal.

2. Sing (2016)

At 2nd 0th place, we have Sing, one of the most trite and cliche animated movies ever made. There is not a single original bone in its corpse. Released in the same year as the critically acclaimed Kubo and the Two Strings, Sing is an insult to all animated films. While it has some solid performances from the voice cast, the storyline feels overused and unoriginal. It’s a shame, because the potential was there for something incredible, but the execution falls far short.

3. The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets comes in third for a reason: it’s incredibly forgettable. I couldn’t even tell you what this film is about, even if I read the Wikipedia synopsis. The forgettable nature of the movie strikes a chord with me, as it often feels like a one-trick pony that doesn’t offer much in terms of narrative depth or visual spectacle. While the voice talent was impressive, the overall experience is lacking, making it a step down from the animated films mentioned above.

4. Despicable Me

Lastly, we have Despicable Me, which regularly lands in the 3rd to 4th place on my personal ranking. It’s not a masterpiece, but it also isn’t pure shameful obnoxiousness. Released in a time where quality big-name animated movies were few and far between, Despicable Me managed to stand out. It's not on the same level as films like Up or Coraline, but it had enough originality and charm to make it a worthwhile watch. While the series has seen its struggles, Despicable Me still holds a special place in the hearts of many animation enthusiasts.

But let’s not end on a somber note: How did the first Kung Fu Panda come into existence just 10 years ago? Time truly flies, doesn’t it?

My Personal Favorites

While I rank these films as they are, let me share my personal picks for the best animated film of all time: Bambi. Bambi’s emotional depth and storytelling have stood the test of time, making it a timeless classic that resonates with audiences of all ages. Of course, this is highly subjective, and many would put other films on their top list. Regardless, Bambi is a film that’s not just for watching once, but for revisiting multiple times for new layers of appreciation.

Ultimately, animated films are a genre where quality and creativity can elevate an otherwise forgettable story. While the films mentioned above may not be at the top of the pile, they still offer a unique glimpse into the ever-evolving world of animation.