Pet Peeves in the World of Cinema: Navigating the Toughest Movie Watching Experiences

Every movie enthusiast has experienced their fair share of frustration and annoyance when watching films. From simulated sex scenes in horror movies to lousy dubbing and historical inaccuracies, these pet peeves can significantly detract from the enjoyment of a film. In this article, we will explore some of the most common pet peeves that plague cinema-goers and home viewers alike.

Simulated Sex Scenes: No More Nudity

One of the most common complaints is the presence of simulated sex scenes in movies, particularly in slasher films. If you find these scenes distasteful but want to get straight to the action, fast forwarding through them is a common strategy. However, some viewers feel that even these simulated scenes are unnecessary and can ruin the flow of the plot. Fast forwarding can be a viable solution if you're focused on the overall narrative.

Animal Cruelty and Sobriety in Dubbing

The use of animals in certain scenes, especially in films where cruelty towards animals is depicted, can also be a significant pet peeve. Additionally, poor dubbing and sound effects can be highly disappointing. For instance, a dubbing job that sounds so amateurish that you could recreate the effects with a backyard setup can be frustrating for even seasoned viewers. However, it can be an interesting observation that many viewers don't even notice these errors, while some, like the author, can spot the flaws well before they are aired.

Plot and Casting Incongruities: A Necessity or a Glitch?

Inaccuracies in plot or casting choices can significantly impact the viewing experience. One example is the issue of historical and location accuracy. Films like "My Darling Clementine" and the "Gunfight at OK Corral" have been criticized for obvious inaccuracies in settings and historical details. In "My Darling Clementine," there are visible anachronisms such as grass trees and no cacti, which are not historically accurate for that era. Similarly, the supposed 1866 Winchester rifles in a 1913-set film, or 1909 vintage motorcycles that are clearly two-stroke, are another notable error. These inaccuracies can leave viewers questioning the authenticity and historical integrity of the film.

Action Film Annoyances

Action and horror films are not immune to pet peeves either. One of the most annoying aspects of action scenes is the depiction of bullets creating sparks. This is a clear anachronism because it depicts modern physics and technology in a historical or futuristic context. Another issue is the exaggeration of animal attacks and environmental inconsistencies. For example, the portrayal of octopus attacks and sinking ice can be exaggerated and unrealistic, leading to a less believable viewing experience.

Excessive Violence and Peer Pressure

Some pet peeves are personally tailored to the individual. The author mentions their distaste for overly realistic and absurd sex scenes during family viewing, which can lead to uncomfortable situations. Additionally, excessive violence and the resulting dramatic falls are also part of their pet peeves. While the fall in action films should be thrilling, a lack of convincing performance and continuity can be frustrating for viewers.

Auditory Consolation: Noise in Cinema

A significant pet peeve for cinema-goers, especially in home viewing, is the volume. High-volume scenes that hurt the ears can ruin the viewing experience. One particularly memorable example is the RoboCop remake, where the noise level was so intense that both the author and their friend left halfway through the film in frustration. This clearly shows the importance of sound quality in cinema. Similarly, people talking during previews and a movie's actual start can be extremely disruptive, as can the light from phones and constant interruptions with questions from other audience members.

Conclusion: Enjoying the Film for What It Is

While these pet peeves can be annoying, it's essential to remember that every film and viewing experience is subjective. What one person considers a flaw might be an unintentional highlight for another. By understanding and acknowledging these pet peeves, we can better appreciate the films we watch and the craftsmanship behind them. Whether it's fast-forwarding through sex scenes or critiquing historical inaccuracies, every viewer has their unique set of irritants in the world of cinema.