If I Were a James Bond Villain: My Architectural Villainy

Bryce Jensen, a mechanical engineer based in the United States, has a vision that sets him apart from the average individual. Toyed with by his peers and accused of unethical behavior, he has gathered a group of like-minded individuals who share his radical perspective. These individuals, driven by a common goal, are about to embark on a mission that could very well initiate World War III.

Unlike traditional villains obsessed with money or power, Bryce's objective is something far more profound: the betterment of humanity and the planet. He aims to address pressing global issues such as global warming, inflation, drought, famine, and declining education rates. Social media has further eroded community bonds, leaving many feeling disconnected and apathetic.

My Aspiration: The Redoubtable Blofeld

Bryce finds inspiration in two respected Blofeld characters from the James Bond films, played by Charles Gray and Donald Pleasance. Gray's Blofeld exuded urbane sophistication, while Pleasance's portrayal was more rugged and powerful. Particularly admiring Pleasance's recurring catchphrase, "annihilated, " Bryce aspires to leave a lasting, destructive impact.

The Evil Overlord's Handbook

Bryce’s approach to villainy is meticulously planned and adheres to the principles laid out in the Evil Overlord’s Handbook. He believes in never telling his personal guard to leave, as they are his trusted ally, and always evacuating at the first sign of danger, even during moments of triumph. He emphasizes that the Off or Self-Destruct Switch must be hidden to avoid amateur mistakes.

Death Traps and Immodest Plans

Instead of relying on cliché death traps, Bryce prefers to secure his objectives through strategic means and immediate action. When Bond captures his plans, he intends to eliminate them swiftly, making it more challenging for Bond to escape. In terms of ransom, Bryce adjusts for inflation, ensuring that the demands remain financially manageable for major powers.

War in Korea: A Strategic Move

Bryce’s first step is to start a war in Korea, a move designed to destabilize the region economically and politically. He plans to profit from the conflict by selling weapons to opposing sides, knowing that such actions are likely to escalate tensions into a full-fledged war.

A Lair of Subtlety and Power

Bryce’s lair will be strategically placed in a hidden ice cave in the Canadian Rockies. It’s a location that reflects his preference for colder climates and a more secretive setting. The lair will be devoid of any women, as they often pose a threat by taking Bond’s side. Instead, henchmen will play a crucial role, with the inclusion of a former CFL offensive lineman, known for his physical prowess.

Conclusion

Bryce Jensen's journey as a James Bond villain is not one of typical motives for power or wealth, but a calculated move towards a healthier, more sustainable future. While his methods may be unconventional, his goals are noble, and his strategy is carefully planned. Stay tuned to see how this unconventional villain unfolds his plans.