Meeting Your Favorite Fictional Character: A Fun Quiz

Have you ever fantasized about meeting your favorite fictional character? It's a common daydream for literature enthusiasts, and for many, it's a voyage into the abyss of possibility. In this article, let's explore what would happen if you met one of your favorite fictional characters. What would they say about you, and what would you say about them?

Frank Bascombe: The Sportswriter's Journey

For those of us born in the 60s and 70s, one name typically resonates: Frank Bascombe, the protagonist of Richard Ford's novels. You might have spent over 50 hours engrossed in the life of this sportswriter. Imagine this scenario: He's sitting in a café, and you walk in. What would happen?

Me: I would likely ask, 'Are you the Frank Bascombe who wrote for Sports Illustrated back in the 1970s?'

Bascombe might respond with a humble nod: 'That's the one.' I would then share some insightful details: 'From what I gather, you were quite the person among fellow baby-boom sportswriters and sports fans. People remember you as a nice man.'

But what about him? This is where the scenario gets interesting. I can only hope he shares something humorous. Perhaps he might comment, 'Man, listen to this. I met a guy today who said something that was just hilarious.'

Wolverine: The Superhero with a Clawed Heart

My absolute favorite fictional character is Wolverine. We share traits aside from those iconic adamantium claws. So, what would he think of me if we ever met? Here's the truth: I have no idea. Why not?

Wolverine and I share a deep, albeit unsaid, connection. Eventually, the meeting would unfold, but his reaction remains a mystery.

Me: Loki, if you were to meet me, what would you think of me?

My heart pounds as Loki stares at me with those piercing eyes, perhaps saying, 'You are a useful mortal. I think I will keep you as my pet.' I would, however, hope that the outcome does not involve me being in his zoo or as his concubine. Instead, I fantasize about Loki's response to this scenario. Of course, he might say, 'Nothing to regret.'

Me: Puny human.

That's the essence of meeting your favorite characters: the anticipation, the wonder, and the occasional fear. Despite the unpredictability, these characters shape our lives and imaginations in profound ways.

Perry Mason: The Attorney's Underlying Tension

Imagine this scene: Perry Mason looks at Weill, the perplexed prosecutor. 'That's the trouble with you. You sit behind that desk. Instead, you have to go out and interview witnesses, discover dead bodies, and juggle evidence. You need more sultry clients, those being blackmailed or anonymous corporate clients. You thrive on routine; I hate it.'

Weill responds with a calm demeanor: 'There's nothing routine about analyzing TAM 201438022 in light of the 2017 amendment to section 831b and Notice 2016-66.'

Mason holds Weill's gaze for several seconds, and then an understanding smile emerges on his face. 'Point taken, counselor.'

Lord Vetinari: The Ruler of An Inch

Think of the scene: Havelock Edward Lord Vetinari meets a mortal. Vetinari, the powerful ruler of Ankh-Morpork, would probably not even bother looking at me twice. Lady Margolotta might even be tempted to kill me. How about this exchange?

Me: My Lord Vetinari, was only looking at my little dog, Lady Margolotta, honestly.

Vetinari: Better safe than sorry.

In conclusion, meeting fictional characters is a testament to our imaginations and the stories that capture our hearts. Whether we meet Frank Bascombe, Wolverine, Perry Mason, or Lord Vetinari, it's a journey into a world where possibilities are endless.