The TARDIS Lands in Front of Your House. What Do You Do?

Introduction to the Intriguing Encounter

Imagine if the TARDIS, the iconic time machine of the Doctor, were to land right in front of your house. You might be inclined to respond with a definitive:
Get the fuck out of there. WAY out of there. Cause some serious shit’s about to go down someplace nearby.

However, if I had to experience such an event, I would relay it to you with a much more cosmic twist, especially if it landed on a university campus. The TARDIS, an alien police box, could easily materialize in such an environment, and it would undoubtedly raise eyebrows and vài questions.

Assuming the TARDIS didn’t blow up or cause immediate chaos (the first option), one might jot down, "Guard ko bulao bey!" Call the guard, but I would be more curious. Here's how it would play out:

Upon its appearance, Doc, the 13th incarnation of the Doctor, remarks, "Hello! Where are we again?" I, a curriculum architect at IIIT Hyderabad, would respond, "Umm… er… madam, you are in IIIT Hyderabad. You just landed in the boys hostel!" The Time Lord, now abruptly in India, inquires, "Wait! Hyderabad Sindh, or India? " I explain, "India! But that’s beside the point. How did you end up here?"

Meeting Companions and Exploring the TARDIS

Back in the TARDIS, Ryan, a Torchwood operative, and Graham, a retired soldier, both express their astonishment. Yaz, a Police Constable from Sheffield, joins in with her usual enthusiasm. The Doc, with an uncanny ability to charm everyone, pulls out a plate of paranthas, a popular Indian treat. As we partake in this unusual meal, the Doc remarks, "Ooh! That Dalek was bloody stubborn! Don’t you think?"

While munching on paranthas, I, along with Yaz, exchange pleasantries. I ask, "So Paranatha fan what's your name?" She replies, "Yasmin Khan. I’m a Police Constable in Sheffield. Me and the dark guy Ryan were in the same school."

Later, I turn to the Doc and ask, “So do you have feelings for Yasmin?" Her face changes from curiosity to perplexion, and she inquires, "What?" I follow up, “I noticed how you and Yasmin were looking at each other and I felt ‘Wow! There is a good connection between these two ladies.' Now I don’t know how it works in Gallifrey but I do know one thing. When it comes to love, never miss out on telling your beloved how much you love them.”

All these interactions and the unique atmosphere of the TARDIS leave me eager to join the Doc's journey. “Oh Trouble ye hath finally shown yourself!” exclaims the Doc, before proposing, “Animesh! How would you like to be part of our adventures? Wanna tag along?” I enthusiastically accept, and we run off to explore the TARDIS further.

After the premises are explained, we decide to head out for an adventure. The journey ahead is filled with excitement, and the Doc swiftly activates the TARDIS to contact my family and restore UNIT, while also involving me with Torchwood.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As we exit the TARDIS, the excitement and anticipation of future adventures intensify. Stay tuned for more epic interactions and the intricate web of time and space.

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