Doctor Who Battle Royale: Who Would Win in a Showdown

Imagine a high-stakes, high-energy battle royale where the companions from the long-running Doctor Who series face each other. This intriguing scenario has sparked countless debates among Doctor Who fans. So, who would reign supreme in such a battle?

Classic Companions

When we delve into the classic companions, the choices become more limited. While Brigadier Alistair Gordon L posture and Sarah Jane Smith were formidable, their significance as companions was more about supporting the Doctor rather than battling one another. Similarly, K-9, despite his advanced weaponry, was an extension of the TARDIS rather than a true companion. Given these considerations, it's hard to pinpoint a classic companion who could dominate the battle.

Revival Companions: River Song, Jack Harkness, and Mickey Smith

When it comes to the companions from the revival era, the conversation shifts to River Song, Jack Harkness, and Mickey Smith. These companions brought a unique set of skills and abilities that could prove invaluable in a physical altercation.

River Song

River Song stands out due to her Time Lady status. She possesses the ability to regenerate, which gives her a significant advantage in a fight. Additionally, her instincts and mental fortitude make her a formidable opponent. However, as some argue, her killer instinct may not be her primary edge. Both Jack Harkness and Leela are also highly capable of inflicting merciless damage.

Jack Harkness

Jack Harkness is a key figure in the Revival Era. He cannot die, which provides him with a substantial advantage in a physical battle. However, many combat-savvy companions can effectively overpower him. His adaptability and resourcefulness do not make him invincible.

Mickey Smith

Mickey Smith is known for his strength and resilience. While he may not have the advanced combat skills of Jack or the regenerative abilities of River, his fighting experience and resilience make him a formidable opponent. His unwavering determination to protect his loved ones would make him a tenacious fighter.

Timey-Wimey Occurrences and Superpowers

Certain Doctor Who superpowers or occurrences significantly impact the balance of power. Clara Oswald's immortality, Timey-Wimey-shenanigans allowing her to choose her own end, and Bad Wolf-mode for Rose Tyler and Sentient Oil/Testimony-Bill Potts who are effectively unstoppable add additional layers of complexity to the hypothetical battle.

Clara Oswald

Clara Oswald is an interesting case. With her ability to choose her own death and potentially choose immortality, she brings a unique power dynamic to the battle. While she is not inherently unstoppable, the notion of her being able to choose her end adds a layer of unpredictability that cannot be ignored.

Rose Tyler and Bill Potts

Rose Tyler (in Bad Wolf mode) and Bill Potts exhibit Timey-Wimey-shenannigans that make them essentially unstoppable. Their invincibility in specific scenarios is a significant advantage over their opponents.

Non-Combat Superheroes

While these companions may have the upper hand in a physical battle, other companions with unique abilities do not necessarily excel in combat. For example:

Leela

Leela, despite her Alien Race origin and fighting prowess, may not feel as comfortable in a one-on-one battle. She has an impressive amount of raw power but may be outmaneuvered by more strategic companions.

Assumptions vs. Scenarios

There are several conditional scenarios that could sway the outcome of the battle:

Rose Tyler (Bad Wolf Mode)

When in Bad Wolf mode, Rose Tyler becomes a force to be reckoned with. Her ability to obliterate everything in her path makes her a formidable opponent in a free-for-all scenario. However, in a one-on-one fight, this advantage may not be as significant.

Jack Harkness (Mortal Mode)

Jack Harkness has shown exceptional fighting skills, capable of holding his own against numerous opponents. However, pre-“Parting of the Ways” Jack, not being as battle-hardened, could find himself outmatched by some of the more combat-savvy companions.

Donna Noble (Doctor Mode)

Donna Noble, when in Doctor Mode, exhibits apocalyptic danger. While her brain might be burning out quickly, her ability to brainburst anyone is a significant threat. She would be a deadly opponent, except for Bad Wolf-mode Rose. Post-“Journey’s End” Donna, with the Doctor's mojo in her mind, might also be a threat to everyone, just like she did to the Master-clones.

Key Takeaways

Choosing a clear winner in a hypothetical Doctor Who battle royale is challenging. Each companion has unique strengths and weaknesses. If they were all pitted against each other, the outcomes would depend largely on the specific conditions and superpowers at play. However, it's clear that companions with advanced combat skills and abilities such as regeneration, superhuman strength, and strategic agility would be the most formidable.