Chewbacca on the Planet of the Apes: A Speculative Tale

Do you ever wonder what could have happened if Chewbacca, the beloved Wookiee co-pilot from the Star Wars universe, found himself on the Planet of the Apes? Could he survive and even thrive among the intelligent simians? Let's explore this intriguing scenario.

Welcome to Dr. Zaius' Laboratory

Imagine a rebellious Wookiee named Chewbacca suddenly landing on the mysterious world of wildlife and primates that is known as the Planet of the Apes. The first person to meet him would be Dr. Zaius, the chief of the Forbidden Zone and a renowned primate scientist. Dr. Zaius, well known for his intelligence and curiosity, would initially be wary of the alien being. However, the doctor's cleverness would soon shine through as he befriends Chewbacca by playing a game of chess with him. To further bridge the bond, Dr. Zaius would ensure that he wins the first game and compliment Chewbacca on his victory. After a few rounds of this empowering interaction, Chewbacca would feel more at ease and open up.

Chewbacca's Tales and Exaggerations

In a rather boastful manner, Chewbacca would share his incredible adventures in another galaxy. He would recount the moment when he traveled into light speed and accidentally wound up in this time and place. With a gleam in his eyes, he would show the intelligent apes the damaged cockpit of his starship, the stranded Millennium Falcon. The apes would certainly applaud Chewbacca for his bravery and heroism, awarding him a commendation, making the Wookiee cry tears of joy as he hugged Dr. Zaius tightly.

Chewbacca's Challenges and Adaptation

Despite their warm welcome, there are several challenges Chewbacca would face. In the world of the Planet of the Apes, spoken language would be a significant barrier. Unless he had a droid to translate Wookieese into English, no one would understand his roars and growls. However, given his intelligence, Chewbacca would likely pick up the language quickly or rely on gestures and body language. Furthermore, on a planet where interpersonal relationships are key, Chewbacca's presence might not lead to immediate leadership but certainly to a place of respect among the intelligent apes. There is a good chance that any humans who encountered him would assume that he was a kind of ape, but this would not necessarily lead to fear or persecution, as he would not be seen as responsible for the downfall of the world.

Potential Crossover Troubles

However, there is another danger that could arise from such an encounter. Upon encountering the Mendez Dynasty of mutants, Chewbacca's presence might pose a problem. These mutants are known for their misguided belief that certain individuals must be eliminated for the greater good. When encountering someone of a different species, such as a Wookiee, they might seek to use their mental powers to force him to harm his friends, much like how they attempted to make Brent harm Nova. It seems unlikely that Chewbacca would be considered as eligible to join their community, as the idea of a Wookiee as a Keeper of the Divine Bomb is unlikely to be compatible with their dark ideology.

Final Thoughts: Speculation and Crossover Style

While the idea of cross-over storylines between Star Wars and Planet of the Apes is often met with skepticism, the notion of Chewbacca finding himself on the Planet of the Apes is a thought-provoking scenario. It challenges us to think about the adaptability and intelligence of alien beings, and how they would fare in different worlds. Let's hope that any crossover between these two universes avoids the pitfalls of forcing a Wookiee into the dark schemes of the Mendez Dynasty.

Despite my dislike for the forced crossovers that have been a part of the Planet of the Apes canon, such as Ape Nation, Star Trek, Tarzan, and King Kong, the idea of Chewbacca in this universe offers a fresh perspective. It would be exciting to see how he would navigate the challenges and adapt to his new surroundings, bringing a unique flavor to the world of the Planet of the Apes.