Binge Watching Golden 'Cheese': William Shatner’s Classic 80s Television Movies

Looking for a perfect rainy Saturday night binge-watch? Dive into the cheesy, nostalgic 1980s era with a double feature starring the legendary William Shatner. These movies, teeming with 80s charm and pure, unadulterated fun, may just become your new guilty pleasure. Join us as we explore these oddly addictive, yet endearing films.

Stephanie Zimbalist and William Shatner Star in The Babysitter (1980)

Starting off our journey is The Babysitter, a whacky tale from the 1980s, showcasing Shatner alongside Patty Duke and Stephanie Zimbalist. This film, a cult classic, is a showcase for Stephanie Zimbalist, who commands the screen with her charm and charisma.

The movie revolves around Dr. Jeff Benedict (William Shatner), a family man who loves his wife and daughter but fails to be the compassionate partner he aspires to be. His wife, Liz, is a recovering alcoholic and manic depressive, and their daughter Tara is a sullen, socially awkward 12-year-old. Jeff reluctantly hires an 18-year-old babysitter, Joanna, played by Stephanie Zimbalist.

Joanna, a manipulator, begins to exploit the vulnerabilities of Liz and Tara. She convinces Liz that she is strong enough to consume alcohol in moderation, which quickly spirals out of control. Joanna also encourages Tara in her childlike fantasies, further isolating her from reality. Jeff sinks into despair as Liz and Tara start ignoring him in favor of their new 'friend,' Joanna.

A neighbor, played by the esteemed John Houseman, attempts to save the day. However, his comical attempts at asserting himself against the overpowering Joanna only add to the film's comedic value.

Cybilla Shepherd and William Shatner in Secrets of a Married Man (1984)

Leonard Maltin, renowned film critic, noted that the cast should have won an award for maintaining their straight faces throughout Secrets of a Married Man. A notable feature was Cybil Shepherd, whose body was plastered in publicity photos. William Shatner stars as Chris Jordan, a married man who has lost interest in his wife, Michelle Phillips, after three children.

Chris answers an ad for an escort and quickly becomes addicted to the fleeting intimacy with prostitutes. After a near-arrest and an STD scare, he attempts to quit but meets Elaine Shepherd, a hypnotic escort. Elaine enjoys the financial and emotional control she has over him. When Chris tries to leave, Elaine uses personal information to blackmail him, leading to chaos with his wife and the pimp who doesn't appreciate emotionally attached clients.

Despite its absurdity, the movie is a hilarious watch, partly due to the dramatic and over-the-top performances, especially from William Shatner and Elaine Shepherd.

Why Watch These Classics?

The absurd plots, over-the-top performances, and 80s charm make these movies a must-watch for fans of all things cheese. Shatner, famous for his roles in Star Trek, T.J. Hooker, and Boston Legal, proves his versatility by starring in these incredibly cheesy but thoroughly enjoyable films. The movies are a fun homage to the golden age of television, offering a unique blend of humor and nostalgia for viewers who love the 80s.

Final Thoughts

So, grab a bag of popcorn, find a comfortable spot, and prepare to be entertained by these not-so-serious films. Whether you're a William Shatner fan or simply looking for a night full of pure, cheesy fun, these iconic movies are a perfect choice. Dive into the world of 1980s television and discover why these films are as bad as they are good!