Bad Movies You Should See – A SEOR’s Guide to the Worst of the Worst

Introduction to Bad Movies

As a seasoned SEO professional, I have a particular fondness for bad movies. But before you think I have a thing for every film that sinks to the bottom of the cinematic heap, let’s establish that my interest lies in those deeply flawed and unintentionally hilarious films that become an instant cult classic. I don’t delve into the deeper meaning; instead, I relish the opportunity to make snarky remarks and enjoy the sheer entertainment value of such gems. My son and I find that these films serve as a perfect conversation starter during the gap in the entertainment calendar, such as between the Super Bowl and Spring Training.

Standout Examples of So Bad They're Good

There are countless examples of movies that are so bad they're good, but sometimes it's the lesser-known gems that stand out the most. One of the most well-known contenders for 'so bad it's good' status is Plan 9 from Outer Space. However, while it's a cult classic, it's a bit too obvious for our purposes. Additionally, The Brain That Wouldn’t Die is also a well-known entry in this category, featuring a maniacal scientist, a disembodied head, a hideous monster, and strippers – making it a bit too familiar for our ranking.

The Crawling Hand: A Lesser-Known Gem

Enter The Crawling Hand, a 1963 film that, despite being lesser-known, delivers a hilariously bad experience. The plot begins with an astronaut who, on return from the moon, is overcome by a mysterious force, which leads to his disembodied hand making him do bad things. Shortly after his oxygen runs out, the astronaut is blown up, but his hand survives and descends upon a small town, leading to a murderous rampage.

The film stars Peter Breck, known for his role as Nick Barkley in The Big Valley and a pre- Gilligan's Island portrayal by Alan Hale. Additionally, it features Icelandic actress Sirry Steffen, known as "The Sex Iceberg," who later played Marie, the maid in The Beverly Hillbillies. The film also introduces us to Candace Bergen, with a double-bill of The Adventurers and The Day the Fish Came Out, demonstrating the comedic and unintentionally campy nature of the film.

Birdemic: The Movie that Exploded Films

In the realm of modern cinematic debacles, Birdemic: Shock and Terror often tops the list of 'the worst movies ever made'. This 2010 film is a prime example of what can happen when Hollywood tries to shortcut the creative process. The film seems to suffer from severe CGI overkill, with birds exploding upon impact with pretty much anything, but never with a clear explanation.
In one of the more bizarre scenes, the characters go on a truly unsettling first date. The film’s dialogue is raw and unfiltered, providing a surprisingly realistic glimpse into first-time awkwardness without the saccharine sweetness of traditional romantic comedies.

Conclusion

Bad movies offer a unique brand of entertainment, often lurking at the peripherals of mainstream cinema. By indulging in films such as The Crawling Hand and Birdemic, you can satisfy your appetite for unintentional humor and the thrill of witnessing major oversights in filmmaking. So, next time you have a hankering to watch a film that will not only entertain you but also give you something to talk about, fearlessly venture into the world of so-bad-it's-good cinema.