An Unlikely Survivor: My Choice as a Merman in 'The Cabin in the Woods'

Imagine yourself a participant in the horror film The Cabin in the Woods. With the promise of 24 hours to survive, would you choose the hulking demon or menacing vampire? Or perhaps the notorious giant spider? But for me, the Merman is the creature of choice to ensure survival. Why? Let's dive into the reasons.

Why a Merman?

Let’s start from the basics. Unlike the often slow and ponderous creatures, a Merman moves with grace and ease beneath the waves. With a tail that allows for quick departure from the woods, the Merman can swim away from danger more easily. This feature alone gives me a significant advantage.

Adapting to Environmental Changes

Living in an aquatic environment means that a Merman is highly adaptable. Water as a medium is much more forgiving than the inhospitable terrain found in the woods. My natural environment of water can offer both protection and the ability to move undetected. Driving this point home is that I can swim to a safe distance, lay low, and avoid the attention of my potential predators.

Unique Survival Tactics

Unlike the other creatures, a Merman utilizes the element of water to its full potential. When a demon or a vampire attacks, there’s no easy escape. They are slower and can be caught easily. However, as a Merman, I can use the water to my advantage, hiding behind rocks, trees, or even diving deep into the lake to bide my time—essentially playing a game of hide and seek with my predators.

The Water's Role in Survival

Water is the Merman's natural habitat, and it acts as a much more effective shield than the people and structures found in a rural cabin. Here are a few reasons why:

Water can act as a natural barrier, preventing my pursuers from getting too close. The dense forest is hard to navigate and can obscure my movements, making it harder for me to be seen. Being in water can also reduce the noise I make, minimizing detection.

The Advantage of On-Demand Escape

Another key benefit of being a Merman is the option of immediate and unhindered escape. Unlike the cumbersome escape methods of a giant spider or the slow pace of a demon, a Merman can simply swim away. This instant movement is a vital tool in evading danger.

The Final Test: Against the Merman's Predators

Wouldn't it seem easier to defeat a Merman when it's in the water? Not exactly. While a creature like a giant spider may seem faster and more agile, a Merman’s instinctive water skills make it formidable underwater and shoreline defenses. The dense trees and brush can ambush my pursuers, slowing them down and giving me the chance to regroup.

Conclusion: Embracing the Underwater World

In the end, the choice to be a Merman makes a lot of sense. The aquatic environment provides unique advantages that other creatures lack. Hiding in plain sight, moving swiftly, and utilizing the natural elements to my advantage is far more beneficial in a survival situation than facing off in a terrestrial environment.